Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron

ah I hate it when my computer combusts

because my own blood for my blood bag is

spilling out of my computer ah if only

there was some way to fix this of course

the solution was flex tape Flex tape

okay you heard about this stuff I mean

this is basically have you heard of

Jesus well even he couldn't do as much

as flex tape apparently I had never

heard of flex tape until I was in the

pub and out of the corner of my eye I

happened to catch uh this infomercial

about flex tape so I'm gonna let Phil do

the talking for you cuz I want you to

say I want you to be a sold on flex tape

as I am disclaimer I am not actually

sponsored in any way by flex tape

although I wish I was

alright I'm just gonna let you enjoy

this for yourself here we go this is

flex tape I feel Swift here four flex

paid the super strong waterproof tape

beckon instantly patch Vaughn ceiling

repair you gotta love it's always a guy

like Phil Swift Johnny star you never

got a guy coming out like it's me you

shall set feet Cracow ski with Flex tape

leaky pipes can cause major damage but

flex tape grips on tight and bonds

instantly Plus flex tapes powerful

adhesive is so strong it even works

underwater you still left the other one

fell you've done a half a job and you

got a full smile flake state keeps its

grip even in the toughest conditions

that is not the toughest conditions that

looks like you're going through a car

wash we think a full in big storms like

that might be the toughest conditions

you scared me that wasn't even this is

heaven into a spike state but you're

alright Phil flex tapers perfect for

marine campers and RVs I love on these

commercials literally it's like you

could just use this on anything I open

heart surgery guys got an artery going

flex state well honestly that you're

doing these infomercials it's just tell

you what it can't do to say the three or

four things that flex tape can't fix a

broken marriage even then showed shown

to be slightly more effective than [ __ ]

Moe flex tape is super strong flex tape

eight super strong fill your super

strong and once it's on it holds on

tight I got a couple pictures of fill

out in my house on the wall may or may

not have Photoshop his undies off my

mayor may have may not in Photoshop his

wiener on I've done it though really

it's serious it's a problem


I saw this boat in half fell what does

that have to do with tape

you know okay I want to tell me how the

[ __ ] what does that got to do with flex

tape I saw this boat in half and

repaired it with only flex tape you

repaired it with only flex tape I'm sure

you did the boat he's on the [ __ ]

boat I'm sure as I say 12 inch wide flex

tape used on both inside and outside of

the boat Oh see you got to make sure to

use it both on the inside and the

outside there is no [ __ ] way that the

only thing being used to put that boat

back together is tape I eat my I'll eat

my [ __ ] Flex tape imagine everything

you can do with the power of flex tape

all right I got Flex tape for real let's

see if this works

all right I no longer want water

oh I'll patched up the next one we have

is flex seal flex seal liquid let's have

a look at this oh great Phil our

Prometheus what fire of knowledge do you

bring to us mortals today bill Swift

here for flex seal the easy way to stop

leaks fast

that's a colander Phil it's supposed to

have holes and leaks

what you've done is essentially you've

made a bowl the easy way to stop leaks

fast Phil you make me angry Phil

couldn't just grab one of these Phil

don't need flex seal look at its

curvature and the easy way to have a

bowl without creating one out of a

colander and now there's flex seal

liquid this super thick rubber that you

could pour right into crack you could

you could pour it right in the cracks

you could do that but why why would you

do that why would you do any of it even

dip all your tools for a tough no slip

grip even dip all your tools I can


the other two like this some application

but how do you go from like you can stop

water from going through cracks

weatherproof some of your outdoor

materials dip your tools in this [ __ ] I

don't know this product is worthless in

its current state now that's good just

get that right in there just soak that

right up and you could basically see

that this is one of 100% improved

product Thank You flex seal grandpa been

hitting the sauce a little too much

things a little too old for that done

and getting in there broken item fixed

to show you the incredible feeling power

or plexi liquid and it comes here it


we made this entire airboat and covered

it in flex seal liquid another boat

serious after a day on the water and

he's riding it again fill ice you did

not just roll some flex seal on that and

go out and [ __ ] gator-infested waters

I know you didn't a disclaimer multiple

coats you see we didn't just you know

slap some of that [ __ ] on and send it

out and the inside is completely dry I

can scarcely believe this is working

right get her to you in a mirror to his

whole operation she's gonna come up on

the farm the water by Michael plane for

life alright we got one more here we got

the flex seal extreme bucket demo

anything with the words extreme and

bucket no it's gonna be good you may

have seen a few people cast like field

goal I knew from the moment I saw you

slapping tape on holes you might have

had a couple holes up here you needed

some flex tape before you know what I'm

saying keep the demons from getting out

don't try don't try this don't try this

who's not even a don't try this at home

just don't try this Phil he's gone

insane he came in here earlier with a

knife and a chainsaw

please help send help that's a lot of

damage that's a lot of damage that's a

lot of damage it's not that much that

much really feels so good could be a lot


pop it a little more seriously

do not try never attempt this Phil has

gone too far you sniff too much flex

glue and now all he can see is Martians

no that's a lot of damage let's see if

it's gonna leak I think it's gonna leak

I think it's fair to say it's gonna leak

yeah a leak

yeah it leaks it leaks definitely leaks

go in the water is coming out the bottom

sleeking Cleese all right let's see what

would flex seal all you need to do is to

spray a nice even coating

you gotta just spray that round squirt

it around get it nice and even free no

it you have your bucket back that you

destroyed you'll get that back if you

test it and there's still a little leak

you may need to add a few more coats

after all that flex brave man you're

gonna have no bucket left you know

friends or family would ask me you know

now why didn't you just buy a new bucket

or not destroy the one you had you know

I just turned him and I'd say speaks for

itself done no replacement for that I

tell you what then look at that look at

how it holds that water it's just as

good as new

I scarcely notice a difference once it's

dry hit it again

just give it time have patience have

patience it's not a miracle product slap

on that flex tape it's not a [ __ ]

miracle slap it on with the mind of Zeus

what do you just have some [ __ ]

patience Wow

we had a repair a lot of damage let's

take a look

Phil you keep alluding to the to the

amount of damage you've done to the

bucket I know you got a bit of a Rambo

complex all right it's not that serious

look inside well this is where the knife

went through oh you're just gonna show

that on live television beautiful

[ __ ] bucket knocked off see here have

you thought of the family in the bucket

how are they gonna feel seeing that on

the nightly news yeah I bet you wish you

were a little nicer to me

huh used to call me Edward of squid

wardo behind my back you think I didn't

notice I'm gonna give you lots of damage

I feel like I could actually actually

kill myself this way by stabbing

directly into my heart so I'm gonna

probably I'm gonna stop for real Wow

there's absolutely no leaks it's

completely dry oh look at that

the water is going in the bucket and

it's being a bucket now that's amazing

cameraman you checking this out get it

ready you see that do you see a couple

turn stains and adjust napkin in there

and never seen anything like it

you know flex seal is an amazing product

if you fill all the cracks and holes and

you let it dry completely flex seal

works if you do the thing and you do it

right and you don't [ __ ] it up it works

it just works slap it on my butt keep

that poo in for as long as you can when

it finally comes out by golly that's

gonna feel like the best [ __ ] you've

ever taken this is feel Swift with Flex

tape I'm a prostitute for free I know



just let me die

just let me die imperfect

this is what happens when you try to