have you talked about your being
officially
a backup quarterback for the colts has
that that's been addressed right a
couple times dude
yeah couple times this week right yeah
come on
come on so so can i can i tell my my
perception of it yeah absolutely go
ahead
so uh third friday was it friday or
thursday
pat friday you would pick friday right
yeah so friday in the nfl is like the
work's done like it's it is
like wednesday thursday are our work
days we call them and then fridays just
kind of clean it up
fast friday fast friday pray that's a
good one because if it's not
then everyone's on edge until game day
it's just miserable so you just gotta
have a fast
quick sharp be good but what's crazy you
know you go off the field
usually we have a little crossbar
challenge with uh with the guys uh per
diem
um and then we come off and then all
sudden in the corner
you know there's you know a a practice
squad center
and then there's pat and you know pat
mayer may not have packer marlboros
wrapped up in this
bloodshot eye you know just really like
does not
look like he's really into whatever's
going on over there i walk over there
like what's going on he's like well we
do we do this every week i'm like do
what he's like oh i just work on
enhancing those work on some snaps
uh in case peyton goes down and
and i'm and and come again
speaking of my goodyear painting goes
down like this
you know it's kind of like armageddon
you know like you're nasa for crying out
loud
like you guys have people backing up
people yeah like this is our
this is our plan this you you're gonna
save our season pat
this guy yeah like and looking around
like is anyone else concerned about what
i mean
we could have a drawing at kroger and
get a kid come down to
100th drawing you know 100th customer
through the door hey you're our backup
oh
i'll tell you what dallas there were
zero balls going to the tight end when i
got in
exactly exactly that's why why i think
the kroger kid i think he's a fan of
and mine so yeah so that was that was
really concerning
and that that is what we that's what we
were coming up with i'm like hey i have
i have some good high school i played
quarterback in high school
pat went to west virginia community
college junior college
like like come on like do we ever have
any film but they didn't have a film
no but you have to remember dallas you
have to remember i used to throw on the
defensive side of the practice field
down there
and i used to light up our defense learn
how to throw interceptions
no no no i would light up our defense we
played the saints one time
we played the saints down in new orleans
and uh curtis painter was playing
quarterback at that point so that was
the year
uh the two and fourteen year or whatever
that was that was doomsday
hey by the way we lost like 50 something
to six
i will let you know that through that
week i threw for like 3 000 yards that
week in practice
it was the same exact thing because they
hold up the card you know they hold up
the card and they're like uh here's
where you look here's one
okay here's two and then here's three
and we're running that tampa two defense
and i guess the seams were really a
problem in that particular deal
so i would take the snap right and it
was seven on seven so there's no
offensive line or anything
i would take like a little shotgun step
or whatever and i would look at the one
which is the tie down over here
and then i would just turn right to
tight end two and they'll just drop and
it was just
i think i threw for ten touchdowns
so we get on the plane to go two down to
new orleans
and i'm talking vinatari i'm like we are
gonna get boat race and he's like
he's like what do you say now my dude i
threw for five thousand euros let's
assume
that drew brees is gonna have a pretty
good we had a fumble on the first play
with a fumble in the first
play they scored a touchdown on the
second play and then it was just
boom boom boom and that place did not
empty out once
the entire night it was so loud so loud
yeah so loud and
that is a place where i mean a lot a lot
of a lot of stadiums can smell blood
oh yeah but they don't feast off it like
like uh
like new orleans i mean it was just a
blood
bath and they were just their backs
stroking in it i mean like you know
i mean it was just whatever you want
like hey
you know i mean i think drew one time
did this
and i mean it scored a touchdown i mean
it was i didn't know i think i did too
why why do we bring out like we had a
lot of good games pat why did you bring
up that one
because you were mocking my ability to
throw balls but me and drew brees
accounted for
97 points against that colts defense in
one week okay
so that is why we talked about it but
point taken well
well well yeah good good point good
point i would i didn't even think though
about you guys who
you know winning this decade in nfl
history you guys are kind of going off
or whatever
and i'm over there in the corner going
cinco
that's a single all right here we go the
whole thing
and by the way some of those centers
were getting yelled at
okay some of those senators would get
yelled at because they're practice squad
guys and we'd be going on like one okay
we have to
adjust the cadence or whatever this
one's on two and they'd snap it wrong
and then i'm immediately like oh i think
i was wrong there and clyde would be
like and frank wright would be like hey
listen right like
hey we need you to get it right here so
we only have to do like right right like
four reps here let's get this as quick
as possible
i had like 12 plays i had six plays
right that i could have flipped to the
left
so i had like 12 plays if i get in there
dallas i don't let you know you wouldn't
have seen a ball but
reggie would have been oh yeah over
sportscenter
i am play action homer i'm going along
with that thing